Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
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