the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
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