Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
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