WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
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The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
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whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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