i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
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Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
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some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
I was sitting down, taking a piss with a boner, her cat walked into the bathroom and walked up to my legs, I sneezed and pissed all over her cat through between the toilet seat and bowl, it ran off screeching. She thought I peed on her cat on purpose. Kicked me out
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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