I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
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Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
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I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
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