ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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