so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
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