I just made out with a guy for $7.
so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
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