They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
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Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
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TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
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