He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
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Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
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Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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