As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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