is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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