so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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