THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
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