she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
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