Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
Ladies don't puke and tell
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
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