So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
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