The first thing on our $10,000 damage bill was "condoms in the main drain"
That's when you crack a 10am beer
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
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you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
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Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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