Having a random hookup so left but love u
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
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He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
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As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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