alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
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He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
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Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
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