kristin has been a bad kristin
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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