Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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