I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
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You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
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one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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