i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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