did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
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Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
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Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
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