I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
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