Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
We just shotgunned beers for America
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Why the fuck did you text me at 4 in the morning telling me not to have sex with the bird?
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
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Literally the only clue I have to try and figure out my blackout adventures is a draft on twitter that just says "Mummies alive!"
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
I said "one day" and that day is not today
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
The ass gains better be worth it
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