what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
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taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
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Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
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