i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
Randomize
