We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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