Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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