Fine. I'll sleep in my office
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
Listening to my boss get blown in the next room by a male bartender from the gay bar. And watching pawnstars. Tell me I'm not the best wingman ever.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
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