My balls are so social today.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
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You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
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Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
Why can't burritos get me drunk
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
Randomize