Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
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