You made me cry and you don't even care
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
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so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
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230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
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