I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
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