he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
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theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
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