South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
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Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
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Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
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