just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
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Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
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I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
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