oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
nothing says happy birthday like half a tampon wrapped in someone else's hair on your shoulder.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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