remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
Randomize
