I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
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