If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
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