So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
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I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
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HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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