This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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