u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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