She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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