idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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