Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
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if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
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Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
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