Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
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I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
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I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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