can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
I got fingered by sexual harassment panda last night, by a van, I can't remember if he took off his furry panda hands...
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
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