sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
Ew, dude I just walked in on my boss masturbating in the supply room at the restaurant. He didn't see me so I quickly shut the door and pretended like it didn't happen. And then literally five minutes later he came up to me and cupped my face with his hands and told me what a great employee I was. I got a promotion but I'm fucking scarred for life. I can't stop cringing.
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
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She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
She needs sedatives and a leash
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
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I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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