Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
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they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
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i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
The cops high fived after they tackled you
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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