i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
The dentist just called my mother to confirm the appointment that I made on his answering machine at 4:33 am this morning..
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
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just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
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Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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