Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
Randomize
