It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
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Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
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Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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