So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
I just googled if crying burns calories
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
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