Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
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