just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
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hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
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At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
Only if I get to be Gritty
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