i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
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He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
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Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
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