Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
your room smells of hookers.
And success
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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