Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
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The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
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Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
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